Virgin Mobile Cell Phone Service Options

[Peter Everhard]

Disposable Cell Phones

Virgin Mobile is like gay sex, you just pay like $80.00 and you get what you want, there is no fahking commitment and no fahking conversation.

I let my smart beep beeper service expire and then when I tried to renew it, smartbeep told me they weren't taking any new customers. Since the price I was being quoted for a new beeper service was more than the cost of some cellphones, I was prepared to start investigating cell phones and asking friends about cell phone programs to see which one was cheapest.

I even called my local phone company to see if they had cell phones. The local phone company said something like if I bought some local calling package I could then get a cell phone for so and so.

I don't have time to investigate fahking cell phone programs, I could have had sex with 5 or 6 guys just in the time that I was calling friends and my local phone company asking questions.

So, I typed "disposable cell phone" into Google to see if those throwaway plastic cell phones were now on sale. And what I saw on the right of the search result was an ad from Virgin Mobile for a no commitment cell phone.

I just walked into the Virgin Records Superstore in Midtown, I gave this cute guy $80.00 and he serviced me (i.e he gave me a cell phone and a free DVD, I picked a DVD of The Children of Dune).

Virgin Mobile is like gay sex, just pay like $80 to get serviced, there is no fahking commitment and no fahking conversation.

[Peter Everhard]

Virgin Mobil Cell Phones

With Virgin Mobile you just pick one of the four phones that they have. The phone comes with a $10.00 or so credit of air time and you can simply add as much time as you want. You buy air time by either buying this "phone card" with a air time or you can go to Virgin Mobile's website and buy air time with your credit card.

If you just make sure to buy SOME air time every 90 days, your cell phone number will always be active.

You have no choice in what area code number you get in Manhattan. Virgin Mobile said something about if I didn't like the number that I could try requesting to "spin the wheel again" and hope for a different number. But, like I said I don't have time for BS, I have a sex life.

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