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post Feb 29 2004, 02:37 AM [ Post #1 ]


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Temp Definitions
http://www.tempcity.com/discus/messages/5/11.html

Ho - A Ho is someone with multiple sources of income

Employee - On the eighth day after creating the world, God sat down and concentrated on inventing a word for a dumb bitch who had only one John. The word he eventually came up with was E M P L O Y E E. Subsequently, the full effect of the term was considerably softened when Companies managed to convince a lot of dumb ass people that being an Employee was a good thang.

Check Cashing Place - This is where minority and ugly White temps go to cash their checks. The Pretty Whites and Cross-Over Temps like to give the impression that they make so much money that they can leave their checks lying around without cashing them right away and that they have their checks mailed to them or direct deposited instead of going personally to pick them up. Just for fun, ask a Presentation Center Temp/Actress if she knows where there is a check cashing place near-by, she will probably react as if you just threw dog shit in her face.

Training and Testing - This is something that minority and ugly White temps have to do in order to be considered by Temp Agencies for possibly being sent out on a job. Pretty Whites and Known Cross Over temps can get an assignment from an agency they have never been to by having another Pretty White or Cross Over Temp refer them; generally they call the agency from the job and give the agency their social security number and tax information.

Proof Reader Temp - a proof reader is an over educated white bitch with an eating disorder who has spent more than $120,000 on getting degrees yet still has no marketable skills. The only thing she has to sell is her ability to read and being a test subject for medical experiments. She sells her blood ocassionally.

Lawyer Temp - Lawyer temps are so proud that they have law degrees that they don't notice that everyone is laughing at them because they make less per hour than a word processor. They eventually break down, become word processors and never ever mentions again the fact that they have law degrees.

Permanent Paralegal Person - A permanent paralegal person is a dumb ass White Bitch who is too stupid to get a law degree and too poor to afford to go to law school. She has accepted a permanent job as a Para Legal because she is so stupid that she thinks that making $12.00/hr with a good fancy job title is better than making $35.00/hr with an uncool job title like word processing. The question everyone has is how do these people afford to live on what they make? If they are are not married, they must be hookers after hours.

An "Oscar" - An Oscar is a butt sucking Male Mandinka Temp who knows that he is too ugly and too Black to compete with Pretty Whites. So, Oscars make up for their handicaps by sucking every butt they run into, even temp butt (because you never know who may be able to help you). Oscars are named after a very famous butt-sucking ugly ass Black Mandinka temp who managed to suck his way all the way up to getting hired as a new two-year analysts at Morgan Stanley.

Graphic Artists - Graphic Artists are over educated Whites and Asians who are too psychotic and too drugged-up to function during the day as administrative assistants. They cannot tolerate direct sun light.

Actor Temps ™ - actor temps (generally Whites) at some point in time sustained some serious brain damage. They have never and will never ever actually get any acting jobs, they just think that saying that they are actors makes them better than Blacks who are making more money than they are. Most actors and actresses were hustlers and hookers until a non-profit organization taught them how to turn a computer on and act like a word processor. The Actresses generally end up getting beaten to death, chopped up into bits and stuffed into garbage bags by their husbands on Long Island (when their husbands realize that they married hookers). The Actors generally end up doing Gay Porn after the Supervising Thang that they were sleeping with gets fired and they are unable to find anyone else to take care of them.

Long Term Temp - Long term temps are not good looking enough to be successful but just okay looking enough to serve as a dating pool for Supervising Thangs. They generally manage to work for about 5 years after which time they are all fired so that they can be replaced with younger stock. After they are canned, most long term temps end up dying of starvation or of exposure when they are evicted from their apartments.

Help Desk Temp, Temp Supervisor. When a temp distinguishes himself or herself by being good in bed or good at sucking up to people, they are rewarded by being made either Help Desk Temp or a Temp Supervisor.

Cross Over Temp - Cross over temps are minority temps who are good looking enough or well endowed enough to cross over from being ordinary $18.00/hr temps into being $35.00/hr Presentation Center Temps.

Presentation Center Temps - generally white temps who have either put out already or have shown a willingness to put out in exchange for being allowed the opportunity to sit in an investment bank's word processing department listening to music on their CD players for $35.00/hr.

Supervising Thangs - Tired Ass Queens, Hard Up White Bitches and Psychotic Butt Ugly Black Chicks who have managed to become supervisors of word processing centers.

Income Opportunity - An income opportunity is a dumb ass employee of a deep pocket Client who gives you reason, cause and evidence to make a whole lot of money by suing them.

Dumb Ass Temp - A Dumb Ass temp is temping while working on his PhD in English. He has already spent about $150,000+ on his education and he makes more money as a temp word processor than he will ever make with his PhD in English. Dumb Ass is only registered with one temp agency.

DNU - Do Not Use. A term used by temp agencies for temps they do not intend to give any work to, for one reason or another. It is also the term Credit Suisse First Boston uses to refer to Custom Staffing.


Vicious Bitch Boy - Christopher Paige. Chris is just your normal average American Male/Ho, destroying lives and careers for fun and profit

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post Feb 29 2004, 11:17 AM [ Post #2 ]


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