Is Your Guy Gay?, Top 10 Ways To Tell Options

[Ross Russell]

And here are the top ten ways to tell if a guy in Manhattan is Gay:

( 10 ) he's probably Gay if his first name begins with one of the letters of the alphabet;
( 09 ) he's probably Gay if he pees standing-up;
( 08 ) he's probably Gay if he has an adam's apple;
( 07 ) he's probably Gay if he has pubic hair;
( 06 ) he's probably Gay if he is over 18 years of age;
( 05 ) he's probably Gay if he can speak in complete sentences;
( 04 ) he's probably Gay if he doesn't have a vagina
( 03 ) he's probably Gay if he eats;
( 02) he's probably Gay if he has a penis; and

the number one way to tell if a guy in Manhattan is probably Gay is
( 01 ) if the guy is breathing, if he's breathing then he is probably Gay. Because in Manhattan

ALL MEN ARE GAY ™